Kiss a Prince Day

She has produced some delightful pieces herself, sir. You may have met with her 'Ode to an Expiring Frog', sir. 

--Charles Dickens


Autumn Leaves

 Don't you love New York in the fall? It makes me want to buy school supplies.

--Nora Ephron


Food, Glorious Food!

 My doctor told me I have to stop throwing intimate dinners for four unless there are three other people.

--Orson Welles



Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain.

--Dave Barry



Alien Caddy

 That is a very Earthling question to ask, Mr. Pilgrim. Why you? Why us, for that matter? Why anything? 

--Kurt Vonnegut Jr. 


Black and White

Dream a little dream of me....

 --Andre, Kahn, Schwandt. Covered by Doris Day


Lazy Saturday Morning

Another lazy mornin', no need to get down on anyone....

--Gordon Lightfoot



Artist at Work

Ideally, one should have more material than one can possibly cope with.

--Frank Auerbach



It's a Wrap!

 Un chaton fait le bonheur d'un ménage. Toute la journée, une comédie est jouée par un acteur incomparable.


(A kitten is the delight of a household. All day long, a comedy is played by an incomparable actor. 


Duck-Bottom Tuesday

 All along the backwater,

Through the rushes tall,

Ducks are a-dabbling

Up tails all!

--Kenneth Grahame

By the Light of a Cat

Quand le chat se réveille,

J'aperçois dans le noir

Deux morceaux de soleil.

--Maurice Carȇme

(When the cat wakes up, I can see in the dark, two pieces of the sun.)


Masters of the Universe

 Cats do not have to be shown how to have a good time, for they are unfailing ingenious in that respect.

   --James Mason

Spring is Just Around the Corner

 Wishful thinking.

    --the Cat


When Cats Rule

 Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.

    --Sigmund Freud


The Tennessee Waltz

 And while they were dancing

My friend stole my sweetheart from me....

     --Redd Stewart, Pee Wee King


Dragon Busters

Perhaps everything terrible is in its deepest being something helpless that wants help from us. 

   --Rainer Maria Rilke 


The Lone Ballerina and Tontu

Always tell the absolute truth...no matter how unbelievable.
    --Michael K. Dane



 What if Earth is just a forgotten rest stop for alien tourists?

     --Neil Leckman


So Many Books, So Little Time!

 Cats tell me without effort all that there is to know.

     --Charles Bukowski


Cats Ignore Boundaries

 Il n'y a pas de chat ordinaire (There are no ordinary cats)



The Meaning of Life: Part 7

 The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything is 42.

  --Douglas Adams

One of Those Days!

 You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.

     --Bill Watterson



 No spring nor summer beauty hath such grace as I have seen in one autumnal face.

      --John Donne


How to Eat Potato Salad

 The 12-step chocolate program: never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!

    Terry Moore


Running with Witches

 Witches were a bit like cats. They didn't much like one another's company, but they did like to know where all the other witches were, just in case they needed them. 

      --Terry Pratchett