Summer is Just Around the Corner

 Wishful thinking.

Cell-Phone Rage

 Anybody have plans to stare at their phone somewhere exciting this weekend?

--Nitya Prakash

Acme Alarm Clocks

 Oh! How I hate to get up in the morning.

Oh! How I'd love to remain in bed.

--Irving Berlin

The Entertainer

He has no faith in principles, only in frogs.

--Ivan Turgenev

 

A Little Chocolate Makes the Day Look Brighter

 Chocolate is happiness that you can eat.

--Ursula Kohaupt

Megaduck

 Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Why do you ask?

--the cat

Flirting

 Pour un flirt avec toi/ Je ferais n'importe quoi....

(I would do anything if I could flirt with you)

--Delpech, Vincent

Zombie Ballet

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters;

Dance, dance, dance till you drop....

--W. H. Auden, "Death's Echo"

 

Tech Support

Service with a smile.

 

How Peanut Butter is Made

 Due to an increasing shortage of elephants, supplies of peanut butter may soon fall short of demand.

--the cat

Saved by the Cat!

 Cats do not understand boundaries.

--the cat

Little Bird

 I look up to the little bird that glides across the sky....

--Annie Lennox

Cat Love

 I believe cats to be spirits come to earth.

--Jules Verne

Love Song

 Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

--Robert A. Heinlein

Summer Dreams

 ...a green thought in a green shade.

--Andrew Marvell

Cool Cats

 Cat: a musician in a swing band.

Hep Cat: a guy who knows all the answers, understands jive.

--Cab Calloway's "Hepster's Dictionary"

Superfrog

 A living thing seeks above all to discharge its strength....

--Nietzsche

Ghost Riders in the Sky

Yippie yi ooh/ Yippie yi yay/ Ghost riders in the sky....

--Stan Jones

Mighty Hunters

 ...and tell me all thy frays, / Of fish and mice, and rats....

--John Keats

Moon Music, 1969

 "...Such music I never dreamed of, and the call in it is stronger even than the music is sweet!...."

--Kenneth Grahame, 'The Wind in the Willows'

Ambush

 In hemmed-in situations, you must resort to stratagem.

--Sun Tzu

Free Hugs

 Election getting you down? Not enough chocolate? The World is out to get you? Have a free hug!

Still Life: Cat With Toy

Composing a still-life painting: Try to position objects so they overlap....

--Conan the Barbarian

 

Ominous Quacks

 In my end is my beginning....

--T. S. Eliot

How Cloud Storage Works--Really!

 If it has feathers, you can trust it!

--a satisfied customer

Alien Tricksters

Here is a snowman big and white/ isn't he a lovely sight....

--anonymous

 

The Melancholy Cry of Migrating Dragons

 Soudain j'ai vu/ passer les oies sauvages.... (Suddenly I saw wild geese flying past....)

--Michel Delpech