Jean-Paul Sartre's Picture Book
29.9.21
Toys for Gothic Kids
Teach your children the importance of ritual sacrifice. Batteries not included. Warranty invalid upon first use. Manufacturer not responsible for damage to pets or other children.
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Olympic Babysitting Contest
A visit to the Lost and Found booth to recover missing infants costs 50 penalty points.
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Falling Leaves
The falling leaves drift by the window
The autumn leaves of red and gold....
--Kosma, Prevert
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All-Purpose Notebook
Notes, to-do lists, grocery lists, doodles, wishful thinking, experiments in terror....
17.9.21
Alien Drinkers
Personality change is rather extreme among alien drinkers--they can't control their morphology.
15.9.21
The Perils of a Reluctant Dieter
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
--Bob Hope
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Autumn Flowers
And still more, later flowers for the bees,
Until they think warm days will never cease....
--John Keats
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Inside a Modern Corporation
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
--Napoleon Bonaparte
9.9.21
Humans
Madness
In an ever-changing, incomprehensible world the masses had reached the point where they would, at the same time, believe everything and nothing, think that everything was possible and that nothing was true. ...
--Hannah Arendt, The Origins of Totalitarianism
8.9.21
A Little Kindness Goes a Long Way
Garde en toi le trésor de la bonté. (Guard within yourself the treasure of kindness.)
--George Sand
7.9.21
Mobile Home
That the house of everyone is to him as his castle and fortress....
--Sir Edward Coke (declared in a ruling on Semayne's case, 1604)
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Viking Raid on Toronto 3
Math homework was invented by Euclid, about 300 years before the Common Era. It was also the occasion for the first recorded use of "The dog ate my homework!" excuse.
Meeting Godzilla
To go forward, you must go back. To touch the light, you must pass beneath the shadow.
--George R. R. Martin
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