Viking Raid on Toronto 2

 Unscrupulous used ship salespeople will often turn back a ship's odometer several hundred miles to make it appear less travel-worn and weary. You should check how quickly a ship sinks before purchasing. Also make sure the brakes are in working order--it would be embarrassing to slam into a giant squid because the dealer sold you a ship with worn out brakes. 


Viking Raid on Toronto 1

 Economists used to say you can have guns or you can have butter, but you can't have both unless you're good at printing money.

Viking Raid on Toronto

Coming soon! Thrills, adventure, action, excitement, romance, anachronisms, anthropomorphic horrors, and a list of the principal exports of Toronto, deleted. A complete older comic undergoing a certain amount of improvement. Possibly. 


Friends Make Your Heart Grow Larger

Lean on me 
When you're not strong 
And I'll be your friend 
I'll help you carry on.... 
--Bill Withers


You Want to Return Something?

 Department stores are adopting new standards of friendliness these days to lure back customers.


Time to Take the Tree Down

 It's nearly september; if you've been putting off taking down the Christmas tree, you might be able to stretch it until December.


Kiss an Angel

 Kiss an angel good morning

And let her know you think about her when you're gone....

--Ben Peters


Possible Magic 3

 A disorderly retreat is better than being devoured by a mutant gerbil.


The Devil's Airline

 Nine out of ten demons agree, Heck Air is the best. The one out of ten who don't agree are liars.


Graphic Novel in Progress

 It's good to have a lot of projects going at once; the possibilities for procrastination are endless!


Lazy Sunday Morning 9

 Each person deserves a day away in which no problems are confronted, no solutions searched for. Each of us needs to withdraw from the cares which will not withdraw from us. 

--Maya Angelou


Dreams of a Hibernating Bear

Bears can sleep more than 100 days without eating, drinking, or passing waste.

--Science World



Cat Grass

 Little pleasures make happy cats. Happy cats make happy humans. Top is Kali, bottom is Lucy.


Peanut butter

 Arachibutyrophobia: the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth, as opposed to sanguivoriphobia, which is the fear of vampires.


Migratory Cats

 Imagination is everything. It is the preview to life's coming attraction.

--Albert Einstein


Christmas in August

The first reference to Santa's sleigh being pulled by a reindeer appears in Old Santeclause with Much Delight an 1821 illustrated children's poem published in New York. 



She Who Takes the High Ground Wins

Very steep and/or rocky terrain, like mountain sides, can be an obstacle to tanks and armored personnel carriers, or in the past to cavalry and war elephants. 




Always Read the Manual

 I never accepted the idea that I had to be guided by some pattern or blueprint.

--Little Richard


This human is mine! All MINE!

Cats have a reputation for being aloof and unaffectionate, but that isn't the case....No matter how your cat shows you they love you, make sure to show them you care by keeping them in good health--and that starts with an annual physical by your veterinarian....

--World of Animals, Inc. at Bensalem