Unscrupulous used ship salespeople will often turn back a ship's odometer several hundred miles to make it appear less travel-worn and weary. You should check how quickly a ship sinks before purchasing. Also make sure the brakes are in working order--it would be embarrassing to slam into a giant squid because the dealer sold you a ship with worn out brakes.
Economists used to say you can have guns or you can have butter, but you can't have both unless you're good at printing money.
Coming soon! Thrills, adventure, action, excitement, romance, anachronisms, anthropomorphic horrors, and a list of the principal exports of Toronto, deleted. A complete older comic undergoing a certain amount of improvement. Possibly.
So hoist up the John B's sail,
See how the main sail sets....
--Brian Wilson
Department stores are adopting new standards of friendliness these days to lure back customers.
It's nearly september; if you've been putting off taking down the Christmas tree, you might be able to stretch it until December.
Kiss an angel good morning
And let her know you think about her when you're gone....
--Ben Peters
Nine out of ten demons agree, Heck Air is the best. The one out of ten who don't agree are liars.
It's good to have a lot of projects going at once; the possibilities for procrastination are endless!
Each person deserves a day away in which no problems are confronted, no solutions searched for. Each of us needs to withdraw from the cares which will not withdraw from us.
--Maya Angelou
Bears can sleep more than 100 days without eating, drinking, or passing waste.
--Science World
Little pleasures make happy cats. Happy cats make happy humans. Top is Kali, bottom is Lucy.
Arachibutyrophobia: the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth, as opposed to sanguivoriphobia, which is the fear of vampires.
Imagination is everything. It is the preview to life's coming attraction.
--Albert Einstein
The first reference to Santa's sleigh being pulled by a reindeer appears in Old Santeclause with Much Delight an 1821 illustrated children's poem published in New York.
--Wikipedia
Very steep and/or rocky terrain, like mountain sides, can be an obstacle to tanks and armored personnel carriers, or in the past to cavalry and war elephants.
--Wikipedia
I never accepted the idea that I had to be guided by some pattern or blueprint.
--Little Richard
Cats have a reputation for being aloof and unaffectionate, but that isn't the case....No matter how your cat shows you they love you, make sure to show them you care by keeping them in good health--and that starts with an annual physical by your veterinarian....
--World of Animals, Inc. at Bensalem
