Happy New Year! Yawn!

 May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early. 

--Aleister Crowley

 Sic transit gloria mundi....

Sick Kitty

 Our little one is in trouble this morning. We're off to the vet for a diagnosis and a day of worry.

Overflowing Cat

 A little weight gain during the Pandemic

Necessity is the Mother of Invention

 Heeere fishy, fishy, fishy....

--Ernie (Sesame Street)

Christmas Eve

 And all through the house, not a creature was stirring?

Happy Holidays

Peace and happiness to all, and a respite from worry!

 

Hazards of Space Travel

 Aliens hate asking for directions when they get lost. 

How Things Work

How all things work (Especially in emergencies, when you really need them).

--the Cat 

Little Birds

The Elephant sparrow is native to Toronto and rarely flies anywhere else unless offered free tickets. Its diet consists of chocolate, coffee, and blueberry pies, which explains its Endangered Species status. 

Elephant sparrows have many natural enemies, including Brussels sprouts, Godzilla, Jurassic cats, and hunters armed with peanut shooters. Anyone caught shooting Elephant sparrows in Toronto will be forced to sit in meetings and watch Power Point presentations for 100 years or life, whichever comes first.

Elephant sparrows are very fond of Dale Evans's song, "Happy Trails to You", and they also like the French rock group, Indochine. 

Birder

 You could do worse than to spend your day staring at blue jays.

--Julie Zickefoose

Bedtime

 The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

W. C. Fields

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a bird?

 When bored, find a little cat and watch it.

--Mehmet Irat Ildan

Scarecrow

 Everything in life is unusual until you get accustomed to it.

--L Frank Baum

Aaaargh!

 Into every life a little rain must fall.

Art Director

People ask you for criticism, but they only want praise.

--William Somerset Maugham

 

Chipmunk

 When I grow up I mean to be

A Lion large and fierce to see.

--Oliver Herford

Just Another Tuesday Morning!

 It's just the kind of day to leave myself behind....

--The Moody Blues (Justin Hayward)

Hazards of Dating

 Sometimes Netflix and a bowl of popcorn are a better choice than the dating scene.

Blind Date

 You never know what you're going to get when you try the Possible Cat Date Finder service.

Play it again, Sam!

 The world will always welcome lovers

As time goes by.

--Herman Hupfeld

Little Pleasures

Sometimes I feel as if I were blest above all my fellows in being able to find my happiness so easily.

--Elizabeth von Armin

 

How to Use a Drawer

 You never know what you're going to get when you open a drawer!

Going Green

Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end.

--Winston Churchill

"It's a long long journey...."

--Angela Chang

Spot the Ornament!

 It's not what's under the Christmas tree that matters, it's who's around it.

--Charlie Brown (Schultz)

Curiosity

 Curiosity did NOT kill the cat. Ignorance killed the cat!

--the cat

Sunday Pleasures

 You know how it is with cats. They don't really have owners, they have staff.

--P.C. Cast

Winter

If winter comes, can spring be far behind?

--Shelley

 

Christmas Stocking

 Every time we love, every time we give, it's Christmas.

--Dale Evans

A Little Act of Kindness

 The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.

--Mahatma Gandhi

Viking Christmas

Santa's a great big bundle o' joy

When he's coming down the chimney....

--Irving Berlin

 

Snowy Love

 You must remember this

A kiss is just a kiss

A sigh is just a sigh....

--Herman Hupfeld