How to Use a Scratchboard

 Lucy does not read manuals.

Scratchboard instructions: Order human to remove wrapping from new scratchboard. Do not eat wrapping. Order human to position scratchboard on carpet with both edges down. Do not allow sibling near new scratchboard. Mount scratchboard longitudinally and embed claws in surface. Scratch surface, not furniture. 

Lucy straddling new scratchboard

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