The Curse of the Maladroit Penguin 31

One person's ugly red beak might be another person's beacon of hope in a dark and terrible world. So never disparage your beak; learn to appreciate its many-faceted beauty and ignore the mockery of bullies and unstable vegetables. And if your beak punctures your pillow at night, cut it some slack--it's only trying to get comfortable.

Vegetables morphine, and Vikings impressed by the shiny red beak.


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